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Angela Mayfield

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Raise your hand if you’ve worked a pole *and* earned a PhD.https://twitter.com/johndail1591/status/1330914835538862081 Here’s what I’m NOT tolerating in 2021 or ever after:Shaming sex workers, shaming sexuality, leaking nudes. Stop ca

Someone you love:•Had an abortion•Struggles with sobriety•Is sick of talking about their weight•Doesn’t bring their partner around because homophobia•Never told you about the abuse from that cousinAnd it took a

4. *Clears throat*Men in GA: If you really want to legislate deep in my ladyparts, KNOW THIS-I am coming for your balls. 100% of pregnancies are caused by ejaculation, and

*Pulls pin*Grits are nasty. Grits are abusive behavior. Grits taste of both hostility and neglect.I expect absolutely nothing from grits, and every time, they still find a way to fall

True story:I have learned that I can interrupt a panic attack as it ramps up, if I can remember to stop and turn on Bhangra. Bhangra is a hard reset

I will KRONCH the tiny ice every time, but real quick:Pagophagia (eating ice) can be a sign of iron deficiency with or without anemia, so if this is you, a

Less than two months to go before Election Day, and my local paper (support local journalism, no joke, it’s important) has run a hit piece on me and my trashy

This was my response. I’m sorry it’s so long and in the form of an image; for those who use text readers, I’ll be recording a dramatic reading.(Nota bene: There

Couple of things:1. Pretty sure y’all tried that on or about April 12, 1861, and got your shit wrecked.2. The Southern Baptist Convention was organized in 1845 in Augusta, GA,

Anyway. I’m Angela Mayfield. I’m tired of tater tot legislators who care more about the health and welfare of Confederate statues, than Black mothers and babies.My mother, @BrendaForCocoa, follows me

This is eggs in a basket, and I’m willing to get violent about it.https://twitter.com/jpawgmafia/status/1251670930822098944 If you call this some frog shit, or Hawaiian eyes like my college roommate (wtf Jess??)

I once lived with seven men: six engineers and one concert pianist. Right after I moved in, someone (spoiler, it was the pianist) took a shit in the bathtub and