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if ‘rona don’t kill you, theodore will.

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is she gone get caught with this baby?! #LittleFiresHulu my nerves too bad for this man. i can’t even hit play. she going to get that baby back?! i

i keep a little list tucked away of things she tells me she likes so i can do/have them regularly or as gifts/surprises.it’s not hard to be romantic. idk why

the roman soldiers showing up to the tomb: them soldiers pulling up to pontius pilate crib: pilate when they first dropped the news: pilate still not understanding how nobody was