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good afternoon everyone, would you like a Spicy Hot Take™sex ed should be taught by BDSM/kink educators. hear me out i will start by saying obviously abstinence only sex ed

i saw some tweets about the new scottish parliament being potentially pro-UBI, and i have some thoughts about UBI and "'fuck-you' funds". a brief thread?*pardon the cuss, not my term

right all the requests are for: drunk curator stories; ghosts in museums; weird things in museums; SOhave i told y'all about the time i was drunk in a palace at

about this time every year, when prom memories come up, I think about my friend who asked his gf to prom, which is when her parents realised she was dating

she’s in her *third trimester* of a geriatric pregnancy of COURSE she is not flying 28 hours during a global pandemic to go sit with a bunch of people who

okay but let me explain something about medieval timekeepinghttps://twitter.com/sbuss/status/1371323426296668162 that was meant to be a one liner tweet but okay okay let me get coffee and I will explain because

the personalities and stereotypes of Oxford colleges, as demonstrated by their christmas decorations: a thread. Balliol: timeless, classic, perhaps a bit old fashioned but who can blame them really when

LET US COMMENCE ROUND 2THE SEXIEST BRITISH DWELLING RUINS Round 2, Bracket A!Trematon Castle vs Minster Lovell HallWhen Sir Francis Drake returned from circumnavigating the globe, he stored his plunder

Oxford is an architectural disaster because the colleges keep cannibalising each other.The University has, over a millennium, had a couple hundred colleges and halls. There are now 45. A thread.

quote this with something you desperately wish you’d been taught in sex ed. plz keep it relatively SFW and for the sake of everyone’s dignity, we all agree to believe

human bodies are so weird. every single person probably has a dozen things that are weird about their body and we don’t even realise it because we never think to

sometimes, when I can't sleep, I log in to the oxford rowing website and scroll through to see what incidents various crews have been fined for this term, and it's