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you have got to be fucking kidding me anyways never forget when he posted a woman being sexually assaulted as an L and a woman not being able to have

turns out losing 4 inches makes no difference, hair or ex-boyfriend the incels mad in the response defending a guy they've never met lmaooo first of all it is totally

imagine not replying to a hinge match for 2 hours because you're busy studying and then they send you this (thread) idk i'm disgusted by this in so many

feeling down so here's a thread of the dumbest memes that make me laugh

ok can we please just admit that big dick is so overrated and most of the time just hurts cause they never even bother to get you wet small dick

what you love to see: it also shoutout to everyone here too & everyone who got me stuff off my amazon wishlist cute asf thank you for a great birthday

SUPER SUPER EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE 2 THINGS:1) IT IS MY BIRTHDAY2) i am officially moving from my onlyfans to http://fanhouse.app/jasminerice which is actually an app i've been working on myself

quick informational thread if you're thinking about getting an IUD (I have Mirena):1) there are two main long-lasting types, copper IUD and hormonal IUD2) copper IUD lasts longer (10-12 years)

when women say “i hate men” we don’t mean you, unless you get offended then yes we do mean you for the guys who aren't getting why this makes them

what the fuck also the fact that he just lives with his parents at 44 and says it like they're his housemates "aware of this arrangement" what ?????? idk the

getting a LOT of messages asking for advice about starting an OF. I think the experience is different for everyone, but if you're thinking about starting an OF, here are

I also have a Bachelor's degree from the best undergraduate business program in the US, where I graduated with a 3.92 and the highest honors. you?https://twitter.com/sethii215/status/1292637393674096640 but of course, you