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I thought the reason I hadn't had toast for a while was that I hadn't bought bread, so I bought bread.It's because I sold my toaster I sold the toaster

Who needs some Smorky beans?#HollysMankyMoggies Who needs some Smol Paul bendy leggies this morning? No, I don't know why we're all in trouble either, but we should probably give

This is the most 1% question I've ever seen: how can I invest my money to make loads more while I'm dead but cryonically preserved and waiting to be brought

I'm OK - pain is like a bad period. As is the bleeding. Sorry not sorry for TMI, loads of women go through this and want to know how the

Anyone have a recommendation for a good desk chair for women? I ask specifically because most of the gaming/office chairs I try are clearly built for giant dudes and even

I feel like everyone needs a lift right now so I'm going to tell this story even though it's deeply embarrassing.TMI incoming. Since I'm single and no one's seeing my

I've got a tonne of angry dudes in my mentions about an article that mentions Uber and taxis. I'm normally happy to discuss stuff like this but not when people

Since I'm on a nostalgia kick tonight, I installed a Win95 emulator so I can revive Simpsons After Dark!!! With the best tickbox ever, Butt Cleavage. I also have SimTower,

Using my leg to bite my mouse, cheeky chops#brockatiels Today we discovered that Beefus loves Fatman Scoop For people asking what the mouse is: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Logitech-Vertical-Bluetooth-Ergonomic-Handshake/dp/B07FNHV4MW/ref=as_li_ss_tl?dch

I've been talking to a girl I'm really, really interested in, and I'm excited in an early-days sort of wayBUTShe said three dogs, one parrot, some pigeons, a fishtank, guinea

Men, you can only expect women to act like the ones in porn if you act like the men in romcoms My point was that none of these things are

Uh... Maybe enable two-step authentication on your Nintendo account if you haven't already, folks https://accounts.nintendo.com/ > Sign-In and Security Settings > Two-Step Verification Also worth going to Sign-In and