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Me: I’m not gonna take on a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty.3 beers later: When you see your main dude across

Soup time I’m crying The pot is NEVER big enough. You can throw a lid on it in the opening stages to help break the onions down quicker. All I

Waking up early on a rainy today to hit all the produce markets. That way I can get my veggies before half the neighborhood gets a chance to molest them

Incredible admission here Selling these. 50 bucks each.