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Republicans wanted to make sure they get enough “likes” on Twitter today instead of helping Americans during a once in a millennia life changing pandemic.Who in their right minds would

“Why did we receive 1,000 F Trump stickers in the mail today?”3 kids sitting quietly - guilty look.“Want to answer me or your mother? I would pick me.”7 year old

Dems, what are you prepared to do? Seriously; all these half-measures...such a weak party.Feinstein backing down. Kaine backing down. Talking about filibusters and all. Get the fuck out of here.

Watching our kids surfing from the beach, my wife lifts up her head from her book, turns to me...“I hate Mitch McConnell so much I would unplug his ventilator to

Bitch, please. The Blue States has been bailing Red State broken illiterate asses since 1865.Red states take in 2x as much $ from the feds than they put in.Blue States

If you take out The Red States, we would have better:Education EnvironmentLower CrimeDivorce rateLower PovertyLower TaxesHealthcare Every single measure of success would go up.So what’s your point?https://twitter.com/acyn/status/130634429

My wife, used to work as a model taught me The "you-know-what-I-mean" line is the most condescending line you can say to a woman who is of higher stature than

Why is this ok in my book?Example: Family Separation is not a political stance. It’s a crime against humanity. If Nazi Germany had this freedom of speech in 1938 -

1/ Oh Donnie Donuts, you don’t understand what you have unleashed with this TikTok threat.My boys are 11 (2x)“Dad, did you know if you write to the Trump Campaign to

Daddy snoring on sofa.Left his phone unlocked.HahahahahahahaThis is our mommy and daddy This is our sister. hahahaha.Like mommy. This our We don’t know who this is

Inspired by Stephanie Grisham's decision to leave a job she never did; I am announcing today that I am retiring from baseball and will no longer play centerfield for the