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I don't know shit about other places in Texas, but here are my working theories (a thread)Abilene: Selfish dicks who didn't know UT was supposed to winAmarillo: Reachable by morningBastrop:
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How can y'all tell when someone has just moved to Austin? Correct answers only "Holy shit, I just bought a 1,900 square foot house in a place called Circle C
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Austin on Labor Day during COVID... West Campus... Circle C Tarrytown... Pflugerville...
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Before y'all hype up "Herd Immunity" like you're the head of some Infectious Disease Task Force, pls know that, without a vaccine, over 200 Million more Americans would need to
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https://twitter.com/KVUE/status/1263650793170907138 Georgetown is like the funny friend in a rom-com, except the friend isn't funny Georgetown is Round Rock's Nordstrom Rack Georgetown makes Marfa look fun Getting busted with a
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Texas is a really large state, but I bet y'all can't name even one BIG CITY besides Austin, Dallas, Houston, El Paso and Ft. Worth! After further consideration, I missed
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