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Can anyone recommend a good TACTICAL COFFEE packaged and sold by a UNITED STATES MILITARY VETERAN so I can FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN while I sip it and gaze

Do you guys remember back in summer ‘17 when Trump woke up with a full diaper and tweeted that all trans people were out of the military? I mean a

Tonight’s Downtown Fry’s American Wagyu NY strip for $27 is this beautiful 22 ounce sacrifice that I will cook rare and maybe die after I eat it but it’s worth

I’m addicted to screenshotting videos of AZ State Rep Jay Lawrence. I can’t get enough of it. Just a fascinating specimen. Jay’s had quite a year

Positivity tweet: today we had a tire blow out at 70 mph in the middle of nowhere AZ, temps pushing 100. Wife’s car had a full size spare but no

1 like = 1 good Arizona dive bar The Burro Inn, in Wilhoit, AZ. Double-wide trailer that serves as the unofficial town square/dispute resolution center. Hot, bright summer days are

Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house I had my carpenter build a $9,000 finished wood riser for my Peloton bike

Which is the best food The correct answer was japanese food. Mexican food, while awesome and delicious, is a bull in a china shop. Japanese food is a dainty and

Paint me like one of your French girls, Clue Yeah Kevin has a big hog, thanks everyone for pointing that out, at least someone in this house does

Don't know why it still amazes me the President can go on TV daily and spew demonstrably false information about a disease and face zero backlash from anyone except dipshits

Gonna go drive the Cadillac around Phoenix for an hour or two, send me your address and I'll stop in front of your house with a megaphone and tell a