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kiryu's assless chaps ✿
handlesscombos
duel links is still down so here's the farts of team satisfaction1. jack's farts arent loud or super rank but he always goes to the bathroom to do it bc
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Riley_SpaceBoy
Rilapse128
I am unable to can grasp nor comprehend how, when, where and why farting became a crime. Perhaps somewhere in history, somebody opened their valves of nature and masses died...Oh
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Evil MoPac
EvilMopacATX
I don't know shit about other places in Texas, but here are my working theories (a thread)Abilene: Selfish dicks who didn't know UT was supposed to winAmarillo: Reachable by morningBastrop:
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John Owning
JohnOwning
Nice jam and rally to contest the catch point by Trevon Diggs here. Gets a little loose after the jam but does a nice job driving downhill to create the
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daniel | went dark /j
DANlELBITCH
So... its been almost 3 months since the lmsmpgc has been created.Ive wanted to do something special for a while so.Badly drawings of every member and a little description.@muffins_lovely+ SABLE
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🌒Jae Thee War Pony🌘
AwkwardRambler
Ppl on here be like "you can't feed a family of four on a backyard garden"Not if you plant like a craquer you can't lol. Like yes assuming urban farming
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Ali Cat
imabel2
Things said by kindergarteners during state testing; a thread Me- “Decompose the 5 into 2 smaller numbers” “So like write two teeny fives?” *writing numbers 0-20*“Oh right 12, put the
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Craig Calcaterra
craigcalcaterra
MLB might eliminate leagues, go with universal DH for 2020 https://mlb.nbcsports.com/2020/04/10/mlb-might-eliminate-leagues-go-with-universal-dh-for-2020/ via @HardballTalk As I note in the article: the leagues don't actually exist as leagues any
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sun
snfIwer
osamu as cinderella but he's a baking servant who goes by mozzarella suna is the prince but he's too lazy to dance with anyone so he hides using his divine
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Oompa Loompa Body Ass Bitch
YERISQUEEF
Kpop girls who i think fart alot [THREAD] AOA- CHANMI APINK- HAYOUNG APRIL- NAEUN BLACKPINK - JISOO BROWN EYED GIRLS - NARSHA CIGNATURE - SEMI I mean come on CHERRY
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blue like cas’s tie
captofmystory
So most of my close friends know this about me and I’ve mentioned it a few times here, maybe? But I have Crohn’s disease. Symptoms are wildly different for everyone
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Mama Z
mamaztheguru
Now that I’m thinking about it... I have a lot of embarrassing sex moments. LMFAO. a thread First off sex isn’t always perfect like in the movies lmaooo sometimes shit
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tatyana
sancrossing
ateez being men, a thread: inspo!https://twitter.com/wayvfam/status/1275125390047051782 this shit woosan eating a nut san broke with his shoe off the FLOOR??? having no food in their dorms ??? san itchy booty
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Ward
LawrWard
Been wondering which animal would be most improved by the addition of wings. There are so many variables though and the decision is taking serious contemplation Cos first I’m thinking
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Elizabeth May
_ElizabethMay
we just don't name books the way we used to when you're titling a book but you first must let people know about THE VILLAINS HIS WIFE'S WHAT??? I
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Mark بو غيث
StillReforming
'Banter' is an English word with a not-so-clear-cut history ... According to Archie Bland of The Guardian:"The first usage recorded in the OED comes from noted Restoration lad Thomas d’Urfey,
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