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Lmao i rem when I first moved back and I was seeing this guy, I was driving to hang with him and suddenly my car stops. I had kinda just

Still on the subject of cheating.. may I just add that I do not believe at all that people who choose to cheat are at all remorseful about it. There

In Lagos, there aren't many one-way signs. Most streets is on a if-you-know-you-know basis. In addition, they change the rules of a street as they please, today its one-way, tomorrow

One of the nannies has been moping and crying about the house because her fiancee broke up with her. Infact she basically took last week off. Now this morning shes

Just saw a tweet I won't RT but completely agree with. If you claim to be mutuals/ have no problem with someone, you should engage ethically with their tweets that

I'm tired of wedding culture. It should be okay for people to decline being a bridesmaid if its honestly too expensive. It should be okay for your friends who cannot

Do you know how insane it is to see women speaking out every day against rape, assault, being grabbed in public, being raped by police with pure water bags as

There was a time i wrote on twitter about how I was out eating and a family came in to the restaurant to eat and their domestic help/nanny didnt eat

I remember many moons ago, in my very 20s, and one of my friends quietly confessing that since they got married her husband refuses to eat re-heated food, so she

I know too many people who wish their parents had never stayed together and seen how their trauma manifested in their own relationships, to ever be so naïve as to

Why do you assume that Lekan has any insecurities about how he looks. From what I understand he has a long term girlfriend outside of the house. He is not

The point of appropriation is adopting something and using it for something other than in the way its unintended to the culture or offensive to the culture.Wearing a Sari at