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I want to learn how to play the saxophone I mean, how hard can that be Ok, thanks to the tips, I decided to order an electronic Saxophone rather than

I ordered a litter robot thing, and I didn't realize how enormous that is. It arrived in a 3 foot tall box.I am now terrified that when wife comes downstairs,

Yes, Amazon, I totally want a proprietary network to circumvent all my network security to go create a rogue peer to peer based network with my neighbors, that's definitely a

Dear developer, is your manager complaining that your code has too many bugs?Demand a recount right now!https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1330600308221702144 How can you explain that the first unit tests all passed and then

One thing I observed when we moved to US was that Americans love some GEAR.You're going for a walk? What? You can't just go out and start walking like that!

Today, @migueldeicaza and I will be watching the iPhone event.Will it have a larger screen? A faster processor? Maybe, dare we dream, even USB-C? Personally I don't know if I

When I was a kid in Brazil we had this prank:We would wake someone up in panic and say "DUDE WAKE UP TO SPIT!"The goal was to get the person

Also in Portuguese, "Puxe" which sounds like "push" means pull, which is why you can tell someone is from Brazil if they are staring at a door with their CPU

When I got my first programmer job I didn't have a degree. They didn't pay much but I saved every penny for 6 months. Then told my boss: "I'm going

Thanks @tlowdermilk Y'all should go read this book about culture change by people doing that Ha, and then I just found this by @jongalloway

Microservices: "We solved DLL hell by wrapping every binary with HTTP"Don't at me Narrator: Wait, but that doesn't solve th...Dev: Shut up You still get dependency hell, you still have

If you rewrite your entire backend in JavaScript, things will get much simpler and more stable. I mean, just look at how simple and stable is client side JavaScripHUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry,