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I am once again pushing Work Block propaganda-a productive thread- You may need to redefine your work style if:- you wear many hats (student/employee/entrepreneur/parent/etc.)- you find yourself burning out while

I know it’s late...But I gotta tell y’all some weird shit that happened at the laundromat lolTHE LAUNDRY SWIPE *a thread* Ok. Context. Remember I was tweeting about cleaning out

Men act like you have to have a 24K gold-plated pussy to qualify as having good pussy. meanwhile, they balls be musty and you can’t feel their dick when you

So Zayna does this thing she thinks is soooo funny— she points to herself and says “mama” then points to me and says “baby” and I usually tell her “no,

Alright, y’all. It’s 6 so here we go, lol...DID MY KITTY GO SILLY?: My Experience with the ‘Kitty Kat’ Female Enhancement Pill *a thread* Before I start, let me clear

people always dm me asking how I’m so confident... “what’s my secret” and all that... the answer is very simple—I’ve built myself up like this because I got so fucking

CHOICES. *a thread of hypothetical scenarios* (Running it back for y’all )Here are the rules: 1. You HAVE to choose. 2. Death is not an option. 3. Don’t think

POLL:Is bad grammar, improper use of punctuation, and the inability to form proper sentences considered “a dealbreaker”? Why or why not? If someone uses a comma where every period should

I have something to say but I really think it’s gon hurt some people’s feelings. But it needs to be said. You look stupid as FUCK spending your time &

sigh. let’s get this over withMAMA’S PLAYA DIARIES:‘Durag Departure’*a thread* Ok. Quick context. I am wholesome and a responsible dater NOW, but back then, bitch, I was NOT. My playa

lol. you got me fucked up. a thread. the hardest part about dating these days is the obsession everyone has to “not be pressed”. that nonchalant shit is cool and

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