#Minute

How long ATLA/LOK characters microwave their hot pockets for: A Thread Azula microwaves her hot pockets for 25 seconds just so it's mostly frozen but also soggy. She doesn't necessarily
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What? What's that? The president might have a deadly disease and I'm being a dick?Yes.Yes I am. If you're expecting sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis. I
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I can't find a good transparency of the specific Dragon Maid smug I need. I shouldn't have waited until the last minute to finish this Mother's Day card. Well, shoot,
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Mfw I check my bank account and no Trump Bucks. MFW my Trump Bucks were finally deposited a minute ago. Thank u Mr. President Dr. Donald J. Trump
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My wife and i the other day was in our storage where most of our wedding stuff i safely put away, getting our pans to make hamburger helper.When i found
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Full narcissism: I am one of the coolest fucking people you fucking know.I’m highly intelligent.I care about my friends deeply.People wanna know me.Hella people look up to me.Nd if you
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Self-care is realizing you don’t need to watch a toxic, highly publicized event to make fleeting repetitive dunks on Twitter. Past me: Ooh I need watch this thing that will
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Rasam The best medicinal food cleanses the digestive & respiratory systems so well In a bowl add waterlemon sized tamarindCurry leavesGreen chilliesTurmericSaltA piece of Ginger Let this boil for
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Thread:I was on the rowing machine and I was doing an AMRAP, so rowing with a time constraint. On my screen are metrics like strokes per minute, distance, and watts
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A few thoughts on the Ofqual grilling by MPs this morning: 1. Nick Gibb was said to be receiving weekly briefings. Weekly! And he’s not inexperienced. He’s been schools minister
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turt is prolly not involved with those accounts btw, im like 99% sure its a third party thats using turt as a way to drive attention away so that whoever
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How to quickly adapt to someone's new pronouns: every time you mess up, mentally use their pronouns (preferably with compliments) in 5 different sentences. Example: "They have a cool outfit
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Borussia Dortmund in hone & away games: A thread Dortmund at home > Dortmund in away games (2019/20 league & CL season)Home: 12-4-0 (46:13 goals) [0.75% win rate] Away: 6-3-7
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"i bet it feels good to be back, amongst your friends. and it's okay, you can say it. we always were an unlikely pair. this isn't easy for me delores
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HELLO TODAY I AM 100 DAYS SELF HARM CLEAN!! It’s been 10 years, and I’ve never been this long before- neither did I think I ever would! It’s a long
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Remembering the 18 minute long Blair Witch Project parody, The Scooby Doo Project, a thing that somehow happened and rules.
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