A big day for fans of elite sport, as my team of Olympian gods takes on @alycett1& #39;s Literary Detectives XI in the first round of the @AuthorsCC book cricket tournament.

The gods have been practising hard in the nets on the Elysian Fields, batting, bowling, fielding...
Demeter - she& #39;s doing the tea. https://twitter.com/saelcho/status/1331159516713541633?s=20">https://twitter.com/saelcho/s...
Less than an hour now until the start of The Big Match. Aphrodite doing her warm up routine, Dionysus enjoying an isotonic sports drink... #OlympianCricket
Whispering Death, as he’s known. We’ll be opening with his lightning quick pace. Hermes - a slippery bowler with a whole bag of tricks - opens at the other end. https://twitter.com/williamhdunne/status/1331220895449444355">https://twitter.com/williamhd...
The Olympians win the toss and put the Detectives in. Hades (aka & #39;Whispering Death& #39;) to bowl the first ball of the match to Inspector Maigret. Lord Peter Wimsey batting at number 2.
Athena is wearing the helmet at short leg - where she’s just caught Precious Ramotswe off Aphrodite. Maigret also gone, run out by Hera. Detectives 36-2.
Wilson& #39;s tedious insistence on getting the scorebook right... https://twitter.com/jonawils/status/1331239540460281857?s=20">https://twitter.com/jonawils/...
Detectives bring up their 100 for the loss of 5 wickets. Poirot & Lord Peter Wimsey building an ominous partnership. Hades brought back to try & break it. I’ve taken 2 wickets.
Sorry, make that 3 wickets. Lord Peter Wimsey out lbw for an elegantly crafted 50.
One for the Christie fans: Poirot and Marple are currently batting together.
Zeus not happy. The wristy St Mary Mead veteran using Hades’ pace to pick off a boundary in the final over.
That& #39;s it. Detectives 157-8 off their 20 overs. Lord Peter Wimsey top scorer with 53. Poirot and Marple contribute a feisty lower order partnership.

Now it& #39;s time for the Olympians to bat. Poseidon and me to open.
Blocked. https://twitter.com/meolscop1978/status/1331247803809607684?s=20">https://twitter.com/meolscop1...
Poseidon run out in the first over. The earth shakes as he hurls his bat through the pavilion window. Artemis in at number 3. In the hunt for a big score.
Artemis playing a blinder of an innings. Into the 40s already. The Detectives& #39; bowling is like unto bulls& #39; testicles slung around her neck...
Artemis brings up the hundred with a delicate dab, then I am out to a highly controversial lbw decision for 35. Gods are 100-2, chasing 157.
Pleased to announce that Artemis and myself compiled what was - so far in this tournament of @AuthorsCC book cricket - a record partnership.

Meanwhile, Zeus, lord of the heavens, father of gods and men, captain of the Olympians& #39; XI, comes to the wicket - AND IS IMMEDIATELY OUT!
Apollo joins his twin at the wicket.
Damn, was hoping the twins would see us home, but with only six needed Artemis is out for a brilliant 79 - the top score of the tournament so far.
And there it is! Apollo and Athena see us home! Gods beat Detectives by 6 wickets, and go into a massive team huddle.

TOTAL LEGENDS.
Huge thanks to @dodo938 for organising the @AuthorsCC book cricket tournament, and that match in particular.

THE GODS WILL BE BACK!!!
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