y& #39;all already know what time it is

we& #39;re gonna do on a date with markiplier !!!! let& #39;s go gamers!
he& #39;s so cute bringing a rose for us, literally in love with u sir
"you look so familiar have we met" maybe, maybe not who knows yknow
he brought me to this date, he couldn& #39;t pay, and now we& #39;re stuck in a van and the chef is kidnapping us....what a literal waste of my time never dating again /lh https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABOUT A CREDIT SCORE THIS IS A DINNER AND YOU DIDNT PAY broke ass https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😓" title="Gesicht mit kaltem Schweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit kaltem Schweiß"> /lh
nah see if he eat us I& #39;m never speaking to markiplier ever again
I wish it was a custom option, and my custom option would be is to fight him in this cell at let the best loser win
I mean why not stay together tbh, this is such a nice date and full of surprises at every turn
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