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Little known fact: the 2nd in line for Presidency - after the Vice President - is the Presidential Pisser. A man or woman appointed to piss on the President& #39;s face during times of stress. Biden is yet to announce who will fill the time-honoured position of his Presidential Pisser
The famous Presidential Pissers of history include Benjamin Franklin, Andrew Johnson (who also served as Lincoln& #39;s VP simultaneously), Marilyn Monroe and Tom Brady
The longest serving PP was J Edgar Hoover, who pleasured Presidents Coolidge through to Eisenhower
When President Van Buren& #39;s PP - his butler Felix - sadly passed in 1838, he decided not to appoint a new one and abstained from face pissing. This disregard for tradition led to his 1840 defeat
Ronald Reagan famously rejected the opportunity to appoint a PP, preferring to lie naked, face up in bed and piss on his own face, until such a time that he could no longer piss on his own face due to his advanced Alzheimer& #39;s, at which point he hired Dick Cheney as his PP
Who do YOU think pissed the most effectively on the President?
