Crustaceans have evolved into the shape of a crab at least 5 independent times. I do not like this.

I feel like it would be easy to start a cult based on this

tired: convergent evolution is not uncommon especially when species have similar selecting pressures in their environments

wired: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦀" title="Krabbe" aria-label="Emoji: Krabbe">everything https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦀" title="Krabbe" aria-label="Emoji: Krabbe"> is https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦀" title="Krabbe" aria-label="Emoji: Krabbe"> crab https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦀" title="Krabbe" aria-label="Emoji: Krabbe">

I& #39;m guessing the minor deity of evolution was really phoning it one week

me, a foolish ape: nooo you can& #39;t just keep inventing crabs you& #39;ve already done it 5 times

evolution: haha crab printer go brrrrrrrrr

Stop putting the coconut crab in my mentions. I& #39;m aware of their crimes and I condemn them.

now that I look at the false crabs it makes sense: the ideal body is at least 50% weapons

lmao this is so embarrassing for Lovecraft