Quick story about this cheater I ran into lastnight https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾‍♂️" title="Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾‍♂️" title="Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)"> I’m with the bros watching the Celtics vs Miami game one of my bro gets a call “aye nigga get up and slide to this party” so he hit up a few girls to slide with us we don’t wanna walk into a sausage fest ya feel me.

we 8 deep 2 cars 4 to a car, I’m in the back seat with this fine lil chocolate shawty. At this time I’m already drunk asf been drinking the whole Celtics game. So I’m feeling bold, “aye shawty why you way over there slide over here” we chopping it up she start laying on my chest

At this time I’m like fuck this party it’s about to get NASTY in this back seat all of a sudden she get a FaceTime call and Jump up and slide to the other side. Whole time it’s her mf boyfriend! “HEY BABY I was just thinking about you!” I’m looking like nevaaaaaaaaa

The chop it up for 10 mins she tell him she going to her girls house. She hang up and she look at me “don’t worry about him he ain’t on shit” so We get to the party shit wack nothing but unseasoned chicken up in that shit.... no music was being played at all

So we take all the alcohol we see and slide out we get back to my bro room she like “can you help me put this poster up in my room you tall” I get to her room ain’t no poster in sight I hear the door close and lock I’m already knowing what type of demon time she on

So we do our thing right and she got that mf WAP no cap put my drunk ass right to sleep like a baby snoring loud https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

6:30am I hear a knock on the door and a nigga voice “hey baby I’m here with ya breakfast” she jumped up so fast “nigga you gotta hide!” We in the motherfucking army barracks room I’m looking at her like bitch hide where! All you hear is the nigga outside “I forgot I have a key”

So I run to the closet full speed usain bolt type shit he come in like 3 seconds after I shut the closet door. Left it cracked open cause I’m noisyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> mind you I’m in nothing but underwear I’m praying she hid my clothes

She must of peeped my pants or something she like “baby I wanna go have shower sex” I’m in the closet like you nasty hoe they get to kissing and I’m sick to my stomach she ain’t brush her teeth or nothing after late night activities

bathroom door lock and I grab my shit get some snacks from her kitchen and slide out. She got the nerve to text me “ Sooo what you doing tonight? I’m free” so guess where I’m going tonight Fytb she belong to the skreets and I’m the construction worker building the roads