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I should really throw this phone out the window so I don& #39;t fuck up while I& #39;m high and start tweeting like Terry Crews.

I don& #39;t think I could live with that kind of fuckery on my conscience.

And now Disney Plus is suggesting that I watch the remake of THE LION KING.

Sorry, Disney Plus. I may be high, but I& #39;m not THAT high.

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!

I did NOT need to eat that many edibles. But...what good is living a life of regret?

Fuck you, Monday Eve. I can& #39;t even watch PERRY MASON on a Sunday night and see Matthew Rhys literally getting fucked out of his own bed without being reminded that tomorrow is the start of yet another 40-hour work week.

*knocks over random Funko Pop to express anger*