Thread by @brazenqueer, “I’m sorry I don’t like seeing dick hoodies,”

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“I’m sorry I don’t like seeing dick hoodies,” - Me to @NatSecGeek, spitefully (yet playfully) #BrazenNatsecShitpostHour

They were literally hoodies for dicks y’all.

I was searching for hammocks for our rats.

I was given hoodies for literal human dicks.

GOODNIGHT.

THE REVIEWS Y’ALL.

THE REVIEWS.

IT COMES WITH AN INSTRUCTION CARD.

THAT HAS A PICTOGRAM.

I NEED THIS CARD.

THIS BRAVE SOUL BOUGHT TWO SO THEY COULD SWITCH IT UP A BIT.

IF YOU SEARCH FOR “PENIS HOODIE” ON ETSY, YOU GET 114 RESULTS. “PENIS HOODY” YIELDS 96 MORE RESULTS. THAT IS 210 RESULTS TOO MANY.

YOU CAN MAKE YOUR DICK LOOK LIKE GOTDAMN CTHULHU.

DECLINE.

DECLINE.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THIS.

WHY.

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WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THIS.WHY. https://twitter.com/der_bluth... https://twitter.com/der_bluth...

I JUST WANTED HAMMOCKS FOR MY RATS Y’ALL I SWEAR.

LOOK AT HOW CUTE #KEA IS. LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE HEATHEN. HE DESERVES MORE HAMMOCKS. #BrazenRats

LOOK AT #BRAZENKIDDO AND #KEA. LOOK HOW #KEA JUST SITS ON HIS SHOULDER AND LETS #BRAZENKIDDO PET HIM AND KISS HIM. LOOK AT #PUKA DOIN’ A HECKIN’ SNIFF IN HIS HOUSE. YOU TELL ME THESE GOOD BOYS DO NOT DESERVE HAMMOCKS. #BRAZENRATS

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