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A NAIROBI RELATIONSHIP& #39;S THREAD.
You met at a party probably your friend& #39;s birthday party because without connections in this era you will live to hurt the little guy down there. You exchanged contacts and within two weeks ya& #39;ll feel each other& #39;s vibe, having late night talks planning on meet ups and all.
In a months time ya& #39;ll in a "relationship" , cute statuses, already had 2 sleepovers, 2 dates in Pepinos and all. You don& #39;t know about each other& #39;s past because it& #39;s too soon to be inquisitive but here is what he/she will never tell you.
THE GIRL.
Lives with her 2 friends in a bedsitter along Thika road, is bisexual, says she& #39;s bipolar, has 2 guy best friends, a FWB, has 4 exes and still in contact with 2, has daddy issues, she& #39;s broke but somehow she always survives, she rather goes hungry but have a make up kit
Lives with her 2 friends in a bedsitter along Thika road, is bisexual, says she& #39;s bipolar, has 2 guy best friends, a FWB, has 4 exes and still in contact with 2, has daddy issues, she& #39;s broke but somehow she always survives, she rather goes hungry but have a make up kit
THE GUY.
Also lives in Thika Road, he& #39;s broke, wants to smash everyone that crosses his existence, has 3 girl besties, 2 girlfriends you excluded, smashes his cousin, 2 baby mamas, no investment, always wears "designer" . What you don& #39;t know is that your mutual friend set you up.
Also lives in Thika Road, he& #39;s broke, wants to smash everyone that crosses his existence, has 3 girl besties, 2 girlfriends you excluded, smashes his cousin, 2 baby mamas, no investment, always wears "designer" . What you don& #39;t know is that your mutual friend set you up.
After 2 months ya& #39;ll tired of each other, no vibe but this is after shagging a couple of times. But he introduced you to his friend who is halfway to your pants. You introduced him to your 3 frineds who he has eaten 1 and she didn& #39;t tell you.
He dumped you two weeks ago but you haven& #39;t noticed. You later find out he smashed your friend so you smash his friend who was set up. You add your body count and don& #39;t notice you getting played.
You break up, find another guy and the cycle continues. NAIROBIIII
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