Never ever trust a Man who doesn’t Drink, because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a Man who thinks he knows Right from Wrong all times.

Some Men who don& #39;t Drink are Good Men, but in the name of Goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They’re the judges, the meddlers.

Never trust a Man who Drinks, but refuses to get drunk. They’re usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they’re a coward, a fool, or mean, & violent. You can’t trust a Man who’s afraid of himself.

At times, you can trust a Man who occasionally kneels before a toilet after Drinking. Chances are that he& #39;s learning something about humility, & his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself.

It’s damn hard for a Man to take himself too seriously, especially when he’s heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl, after Drinking.