I always feel sorry for the old knight at the end of #LastCrusade. He& #39;s been alone 700 years, says his strength has gone, and then Indy rocks up, confuses him, turns a man into dust, drops his magic cup down a pit, smashes up his temple, and leaves him to tidy up on his own.
And in #raidersofthelostark, the Nazi plan was to take the Ark to Berlin, but they can& #39;t find it. Then Indy rocks up, leads the Nazis to the Ark, forces them to take it to a secluded island, and kills 12 minor henchmen and a French Archaeologist rather than, yknow, Hitler.
I& #39;m starting to think Indiana Jones is a bit of a dick.
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