I did like how Darkman gets Durant arrested by getting in disguise and robbing a convenience store, literally turning to look at the surveillance camera to say "the name& #39;s Robert G. Durant!"

There should have been a whole montage of Darkman doing horrible things like that.

Like he leaves the store, slaps an old lady, "Robert Durant!!"

Goes to Santa& #39;s Village at a mall and screams "SANTA ISN& #39;T REAL! I& #39;M ROBERT DURANT AND I KILLED HIM!"

"Hello, police? This is Robert G. Durant and I robbed a store, and I live at 100 Redstone St.! Also I hate black people!"

"Come and arrest me, Robert G. Durant, before I kill again! Be sure and search my anus VERY thoroughly, as I often hide weapons in my anus!"