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Wowwww one of my employees tried to pull a fast one on me

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So i get a call @ 840 something this morning (we will call her Karen). (Mind you Karen is 40+) but anyways, I pick up
“Hello”
Karen: “hey i just wanted to let you know im going to be a little late. My car payment didnt go through they are giving me trouble, but they open at 9..”

“..so im going to go there and see whats going on”
Me not thinking anything of it because i was brushing my teeth I say
“Okay no worries, see you soon”

An hour into Karens shift she texts this , at this point im confused and what she said earlier starts to register in my brain....

So I text back.... like that doesnt even make sense at this point....

But wait, her response is what kilt me

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At this point I dont know whether to laugh or be confused af

I then text her well what time should we be expecting you to work?
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No response....

I then text again because she told me she was going there at 9 when they open......

She texts me back “They are in Virginia.”
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At this point
*CONFUSION

Sooooooooooo you were going to drive to VA from NJ @ 9am and make it BACK TO WORK?

At this point im over her and this whole situation lol So I text Karen like
Cuz im over it.

Why Karen text me she on her way... like girl what? Anybody else lost? B/c I was UTTERLY CONFUSED
When I asked you what time should we be expecting you you didnt answer the question so I texted another employee. I dont have time to go back and forth..

I kindly told her its okay we have someone coming in already and he is on the way, why Karen text me back
“So Am I” ummmm ma’am

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At this point I already have another employee coming you stay home lil baby since you cant drive because your car payment didnt go through....

Like how does this story add up? I played it back about 10 times to make sure I wasn’t trippin.
VA ppl, y’all cant drive y’all cars if y’all car payment dont go through?! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE, PLS

Lol like wtf I was so confused and lost
You went from having to go to the place to see what happened to the place being in VA
Enjoy your day off Karen

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