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This is, without a doubt, the single wildest video in the history of the Internet, and I have so many questions.
First and foremost, what the hell is going on? Why is this hotel/apartment complex completely flooded, and is all the water coming from that one room?
Introducing our culprit. What was this soaking wet man doing that caused this massive flood. Also, why is the screen for the window taken down if the door is already wide open? Was he initially trapped in there and going through the window was his escape plan?
We’re only 10 seconds into the video — what caused this man to suddenly leap from the second story and make a run for it? Also, I know it’s a moment of panic, but how do you think rubber shoes on wet metal and glass is a good idea?
What is this girl’s problem? She’s obviously very upset about him landing on her family’s car, but holy hell calm down. Why are you screaming like that?
Why does this man in a surgical mask appear to give our culprit a thumbs up?
And who is surgical mask man pointing at? It’s not our culprit.
Is it possible our culprit is actually the victim? We don’t see any of the events that led up to this moment. Is there any ounce of possibility he’s in the right? After all, he didn’t continue running away. Or perhaps he didn’t run because he’s just concussed.
WHY IS THIS GIRL STILL SCREAMING?
Not really a question, but I just wanna say I hate this woman who yells, “Somebody call 911.” It’s 2020. There’s no way your phone isn’t in your pocket at this exact moment. You fucking call 911, lady.
And lastly, what is this lady looking at through the window? I would pay so much money to know what she sees.
