not to be crude but i would let hubert von vestra raw me behind a seven eleven with his circuitous unspeakable god-knows-what-he& #39;s-got-down-there
idk sometimes it& #39;s extremely fucking ok ask a man made of 12 sticks bound together with twizzlers if he wants to backhand me across the face, it& #39;s called self care
It’s perfectly normal to have desires like getting drugpoisoned by a horrible eyebrowless sex gremlin so I can finally get some fucking sleep but also rawed, simultaneously
I want him to lock me in a metal cage and then kick me to death bc I wanna see those jodhpurs flap around, flying-squirrel-ass
My dude’s gonna fill me up like a too-high donut baker’s first failed Boston Cream
My guy’s gonna keep his pants up when he fucks tho lest he show that prime raw chicken ass grocery-store-first-pickins spring 2020 Realness
Dude’s got a dick like a backwards scream—improbable, hard to replicate, strangely enticing, hurts the throat.