I had a friend once get a cup of piss thrown at him from a mini van. This was a completely random piss throwing. Most of the time with random piss throwing, the person who gets piss thrown on them doesn& #39;t outright deserve it. 1/
What I can tell you though, is that even with this piss throwing attack being completely random, this person definitely deserved having piss thrown on them. I guess the moral of the story is that if you ever have piss thrown on you randomly, 2/
be a good enough person in every day life that you can tell yourself, "I didn& #39;t deserve to have piss thrown on me". It won& #39;t change the fact that you& #39;re covered in piss but anything to feel better, right? I don& #39;t know what my friend who was covered in piss is up to, 3/
or if they& #39;re even alive still and I don& #39;t really care but their existence made this thread possible and for that, I am grateful. 4/
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