Hi, I& #39;m a reporter: Are you a landlord whose tenants missed rent, and so you& #39;re now trying to figure out how to evict them this month? If so, please get in touch. It& #39;s not for a story, I just want to beat your ass

Folks in my mentions defending landlords, uh, *evicting people during a pandemic* should know that bootlicking can spread the virus