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One thing I learned when things were hardest:The harder things are in your life, the more important it is to compartmentalize and be fully present for even brief moments of

I have a full pint and some time so let me tell you a story about my day.It’s mostly about a hat.As I covered ad nauseum last week, my son

Okay, so less than 12 hours later, here is my takeaway on the RNC:I watched every minute. Saw every speaker. Paid attention.None of it was memorable. If you asked me

Okay, let’s get this started.The final night of the RNC opens in 15 mins.In nights past, I affixed protective headgear to no avail.I now understand I must use my enemy’s

Okay, good people. We’re down to the last night of the Republican National Conflagration.I’ve gotten progressively less sleep each night and the portion of my brain responsible for joy is

And so begins Night Three of my worst idea ever: live-tweeting the RNC.Having been insufficiently protected by my vintage World War II leather flying helmet last night, I have upgraded

Okay, people, let’s do this.I’m at my post and ready to watch the second night of the RNC so others might be spared.As a precaution, I’ve strapped on this WWII

I am going to attempt to watch tonight’s RNC so you don’t have to.I make no promise that I will last all the way through it.I have many beers in

According to Michael Cohen, Trump lies to lenders about the value of his assets. Then he lies about them again on his taxes.The first would be bank fraud. The second

Being comfortable laying bare your most private self for public view is something you either are or aren’t okay with.For people who are, it is an obligation of sorts to

My friend/nemesis, @tonyposnanski, was hassling me earlier today about buying a camera lens.To avoid his further haranguing, I stormed off into the woods.Since he hates my long threads, I shall

Firepits bring out my inner caveman.I get an undue amount of enjoyment out of tending a fire. I don’t like to log-shame but of the three logs we inherited, one