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sure, why not I’ll periodically add weird videos to this thread if people actually send money through the tip jar Aye aye Bees, man. What can’t they do?https://twitter.com/nichcarlson/status/1390391173924233218

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1388251972172763147 Super cool that the stubbornness of a critical mass of stupidity is going to keep this pandemic going on and on indefinitely with an ever-increasing number of mutations because

Oh man, Josh Duggar got arrested for possession of child porn? What a total surpr- nope, I can’t even tweet that with a straight face. Of COURSE he was charged

This is part of why I just feel so burned out lately when it comes to media stuff. The invention of a narrative and its repetition just consume the entire

Substack, like 2 weeks ago: what? how dare anyone suggest that we’re a haven for a bunch of people who’d like to wipe trans people off the face of the

One thing that’s a bit frustrating about Chait’s piece here is that he really doesn’t seem to grasp how long all of this has been happening. Probably because he’s been

In 2019, I debated making a quiz asking whether something was from a Tucker Carlson monologue or the Christchurch mosque shooter's manifesto because they had some major similarities. If anything,

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1331698780073320449 The Onion is way better at making jokes about Democrats. The Babylon Bee is like 90% just “lol identify as attack helicopter! woke something something!” stuff that doesn’t even

There’s so much wrong with this clip, but the moment that got me was when he claimed that Biden/Harris didn’t say what they’d do if they won the election, and

Remember 2016 when Trump baselessly claimed there was fraud in states that didn’t vote for him? And then how he launched a commission to try to find evidence to back

This Axios piece is very The Trump campaign’s strategy is basically to completely undermine faith in democracy.TV bookers, know this: if you invite people from this campaign on to discuss

I’m angry. I am so unbelievably angry with the absolute failures of the press in this country.Remember in September when Trump wouldn’t commit to a peaceful transfer of power and