#Sperm

Fumani Mabuza

mabzaAF1

Sbwl #LockdownSA quarantine with him On 4/11/2017 he was my first sperm to ever fertilize an ovum 30/07/2018 my sperm came out weighing 3.150kg Nothing will ever excite me in

Susanne Sattler

notimmuneatall

I didn’t offer an ‘all of the above’ option, my mistake! Funny enough, even in my mostly cardiologist/immunologist twitter bubble, we can’t shake the ‘immune system = colds’ association. Yet

Open Ocean Exploration

RebeccaRHelm

the ocean is literally full of sperm. every time you go swimming you're swimming in a pool of sperm...[and for the real explode the internet fact, see tweet below]https://twitter.com/mykola/status/1198719315589160960 One

Juvee

JuveeTweets

If you can raise another man’s child you can drink that man’s semen as well. Only niggas raising someone’s kids mad AF right now lmfaooooo You’re literally babysitting another man’s

Stirling Cooper

StirlingWisdom

The 4 foods killing your testosterone levels.(65% of you are consuming at least 1 of these daily).-Thread- 1. SoyThey’re called “Soy boys” for a reason...Soy contains phytoestrogen.Consuming this is like

kaeya !!

KAEYAGAMlNG

// nsfw// [ clears throat ]hello tl. welcome to “ lessons with loon “today , we will be learning how snails have sex in this educational thread using my knowledge

Anty Funmi ♥♥

seyishae

Your ex called you that she just got US Visa for 2 years and she’d like you to please put a baby in her. She doesn’t want to go to

Irulan, Princess Royal, Bene Gesserit-trained

Nicole_Cliffe

Should I re-tell the story of my grandma putting my father out to stud as a young man? (Early twenties.) My dad loves to tell people this story so please

#OurFavOnlineDoc 🩺🇳🇬🇬🇧💎

DrOlufunmilayo

Is it “possible” to get pregnant without penetrative sex?YES.Is it “likely” to get pregnant without penetrative sex?NO.It is possible medically.But it is NOT common. And it is rare.So did Wathoni

epinephrine

epineprimetime

The mere existence of my 2 testicles cause quantum fluctuations across many different universes. My balls themselves are a paradox. It was never Schrödinger’s Cat, it was Schrödinger’s Balls. My

Cerebral Assassin

xysist

A few tips for my fellow niggas who have the worst sperm production week 1. Drink water (lot’s of it)2. Try sleeping on a flat surface with your tummy3. Take

Aproko Doctor

aproko_doctor

Different ways you can prevent pregnancy with their pros and cons1. The Male CondomA sheath usually made of latex that covers the penis and blocks sperm from reaching the vaginaHow

Jack

jackisintherapy

Back online to tell everyone that in the dark ages people thought boys were born from the right side of the uterus and girls from the left. I guess I

michaeljflexer

michaeljflexer

OLD FART ALERT: My 15yo is (loudly) chatting to a girl and teen courting in the age of Covid is fucking weird. First, he checked the veracity of her Facebook

supercrunch

supercrunched

Bkg, aged 4, at a 7-11 check out: mama can i have a candy?Mitsuki: that's only for grown-ups, honey-Deku, aged 16, jokingly: maybe we should pick up some condoms tonightBkg:

Efra Rivera-Serrano, PhD

NakedCapsid

Regardless of our relationship with our biological mother, we cannot run away from the fact that we inherited our mitochondrial DNA from that human. So, before I scream #HappyMothersDay ,