#Sandwich

Rachel McGonagill

RachelMcGonagi1

"Mann Tracht, Un Gott Lacht” is an old Yiddish adage meaning, “Man Plans, and God Laughs.”IOW: shït happens. Whatever you hoped or planned for, it ain't gonna & you're fücked.

Lemon

DumplingzOwO

Man, last night was full of dreams. Like dreams out the wazoo. They all had their own thing going on and I really wanna write them out...so I will. Brace

Craig Kaplan

TriggerLoop

We love Casey on the ol AT40 #classiccountdown, especially with the extras, the trivia, the long distance dedications both real and fabricated, but we venture to Sept 25 or so

UHDClinPsy

DclinpsyUh

1. Claire, a mother of two boys aged 8 and 11, has invited us to join her ‘day in the life’. Claire is on placement in a community neuro rehab

🎀Puddin Cakes🎀VOTE BLUE🌊

carpentergirl76

Why I Would Rather Work for Poor People Than The Arrogant Rich. A Short Thread. In Sept of 2017, I was working for a man whom I had done many

Andrew Leung

CaptNorth

Going to keep myself busy during isolation by doing a little photography/cooking project. It's nothing fancy, just going to show you ingredients I use and the outcome. Starting off with

m a u r e e n 🍊

just_maureen

a thread of Things I Cooked/Baked In The Time Of Coronavirus- shrimp fried rice (this was the first dish I panic-cooked don’t ask me why)- spicy vegan lentil bolognese (BOMB)-

Yardley Yeadon

MichaelYeadon3

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-54375643“Doctors told to prepare for a mass vaccination campaign before the end of 2020”.I’m a fan of synthetic medicines (it’s been my profession since late-80s) provided they’ve bee

Cavalier

Cavwins

We need to restructure how to get to really know one another. I have some ideas... cats stratifyin and critiquing each ripple affected group like we knew what the fuck

eve ⚠️ LIVE ON KICKSTARTER

evegwood

In 2014 I had the chance to join a police officer on her shift for a couple of hours. A family member won this as a "prize" in a raffle

TGIF IS NOW ON AMAZON (SLK)

SLKomedy

Nigerians need to learn that Stand up Comedy is a different form of art. We stress our comedians too much. From organisers,to audience,to even the hosts. With this thread I

The Sting

TheSting17

A funny story.Myself and Mrs. Sting once went on holiday to Majorca and a friend of ours, who lived there, said 'You should go to Majorca Zoo it's great. But

Joel

CampaignsJoel

POLLING DAY THREAD Longtime followers will know this is a tradition of mine. Bit of a later start today but that’s the local party’s call I just hope I’m

louisekennedy

KennedyLoulou

If a recipe says shit like 'cook the onions until they're translucent, about 3 mins' they're lying. It takes 10-15 mins to achieve this. It's likely they will start to

🐳 #KOREnation 🐳

DemianKromer

UNICORNCAFE_SQUISHY has already reached out to me at 12am last night & she has refunded me everythg. I’ve also sent her back d lightstick.MORAL OF THE STORY IS:IF YOURE STILL

Sophie Bee

_MissieBee

Feel like you all need a good laugh. Found this in my Year 11 year book. That’s me on keyboard on @BGT 12 years ago THREAD 1/13 No,