#Jokes

Pepe 'The Punisher' Durham

NotPepeDurham

1) My grandfather passed away late last year after a nasty battle with colon cancer. From the day we found the tumor, to the last day in HOSPICE was about

Blue Markey Group

bluemassgroup

Friends: There is an ocean of distance between @EdMarkey and Joe Kennedy III on climate. It’s experience, expertise, and sustained commitment *over decades*.We’re talking about rebuilding our economy so that

pretty saro

spindlypete

only one of this group of little boys i can hear playing outside is big enough to read the sign aloud saying to stay away from the beehives but they're

Nicole Boyson

nikir1

Today is Tamar Frankel's 95th birthday!! Born on July 4, 1925, she is the quintessential immigrant: born in Palestine to a German father and Russia mother, she moved to the

matt(ia till saturday)

carrenobustas

ATP PLAYERS AS SCREENSHOTS FROM @\NoContextCPR a thread i should not be making while i’m studying disclaimer this is just for jokes and wasn’t made with the intent to harm/offend

Gucci Icecream🍦

EvansT3d

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "TeLL YoUr JoKeS tO sOmEbOdY eLsE" I'm Cringing Why you hitting my shit and not following.. follow up and get me to 2k LMAO , I didn't expect

adina, telescope smasher

adinarising

some tips for challenging and changing negative thought patterns these ideas come from a variety of places including dbt, things i've seen other people say and apply, or my own

Mayor Svante Myrick

SvanteMyrick

Growing up I always felt lucky to be alive *now* and not *then.**Then* was a terrible time. Black Americans had shorter lives because they lived in terrible conditions, and any

LJ⁷ ᴮᴱ || SEMI IA

BTSDI0RS

MUTUALS ONLYdrop an emoji and I'll write something about you (I'll keep it short.) 07Hey moot we have been in the same gdm..we have know each other for long time

Rayyan

RayyanRKhan

LIKE this tweet and I will tweet something about you. I didn’t say it’ll to be nice but it could be idk like at your own risk @saima610 lol our

Malcolm Freberg

MalcolmWHW

because quarantine, everyone’s spending too much time on the internet.that’s how [source] found a reddit thread re: my naming oj simpson as my ‘inspiration in life’ for #Survivor true story:

winrendery gatekeeper

henrens

expose thread on Lucas of wayv and nct. 1. to start off-- Lucas is a decision maker. during dream plan, when they needed a director for their performance, wayv picked

Anna ⁷

btspopstan

Thread of radio bullshit with @BTS_twt and armys because I'm fucking T I R E D First let's start how armys constantly worked for bts and radio so much we

Gnosis4Man

jushangininther

So let me get this straightQ may be an ET AI flipped by white hats set to 22 for disclosure(Double the 11 in the Rob Reiner Spinal Tap scene)Q is

Key ☆

keyhimura

#BKDK A/B/O where O!Izuku finally gets a job after struggling for some time, despite his good curriculum, just to find that the leader of his team is no other than

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lgbtcatradora

Jenna. JENNAN. CRACKHEAD. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!Jenna, I love you so much, you rat. the amount of laughs and inside jokes we’ve had are countless. Bro every time we talk or