#Jokes

Quinn Cummings

quinncy

A small story:"How's the Kid doing?" a friend asked. I don't know if you're aware of this but I, Quinn Cummings, am not a rigorous yet inclusive liberal-arts college, nor

Jeff D Lowe Is Intrigued By The Browns

JeffDLowe

Big day. Backed this lunchbox (a lunchbox...) on Kickstarter in Summer 2017. It was supposed to arrive Christmas 2017.It’s 2019. They haven’t even finished making the product.They haven’t posted a

shài @ diseased

keptdown

tag urself as @nagitokomaeba fakeass system listed exclusively by each "alters" kins n whether theyr ok w doubles or not No Pronouns No Ages No Anything Only Kins. i love

Peter Umbrella Henrick | 🌅

UmbraBenjie

My boundaries, a thread | I am doing this for the sake of precaution. I know I am not popular at the time I am doing this thread, but

Abbas Farshori

knownasabbas

Would love to be in hz. Behlool’s squad, imagine backing him while he’s rinsing Banu Abbas like that Hisham Ibn Hakam would be the best on twitter. He could

Oliver ❦⁷生 | JISUNG DAY

aquawind_6

Oliver, 19, he/him, homoromantic asexualhttps://twitter.com/reallynotjin/status/1304296957909762048 I like to identify as Gay (cuz in practice I am lmao), and it’s also easier to explain than “homoromantic asexual”.I also use it cuz

kkyu♡

iamdaddyjeon

jikook's love story; a thread Well, jikook's love story is pretty similar to Jungkook's parents onecredits: @jeonss97 "Mom hit on my dad first"As you may know, Jimin likes Jungkook

yu🌷 @ commission work ;o

yupetals

hi so im up late at night thinking about how seksi underwater kissing is and how fishji’s and fishxian’s hair would flutter underwater. fishxian brushing aside a strand of fishji’s

kacchako fest 🚀💫

kacchakofest

I know how important it is to stay home and protect your risk groups but i just really miss hanging out with my grandma my friends too i guess

oompaloompa

misshemlock

shane dawson sexualizing young children: a threadMASSIVE content warning. this thread is really sickening. first it should be noted that he was in his MID-TWENTIES in these clips. he was

Pariah

pariahbeats

Since Omar-S recently uploaded a good chunk of the older FXHE stuff to Bandcamp, I thought it would be nice to do a thread of some of my favs from

gabby’s famous era◟̽◞̽🕸

HOPEFORLOU

what your music taste says about you(this is strictly opinionated and for jokes only) you now go by she/they he/they or they/them prounouns ur a hopeless romantic ur probably the

AMEY.

ameytrivedi1304

This is a thread dedicated to the most underrated scene from inglorious basterds. The scene where col. Hans landa interrogates Emmanuel (Shoshanna) in the restaurant to check the security of

𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐭 ✿ ♬ ミ☆

BLAIRPFAFF

ok i’m gonna do this while i make mac and cheese but i see a lot of autism hcs thrown out never expanded on either out of fear so im

Dyani🌱🦋

jaleecee

How it started How it ended It’s crazy asf cause i moved in w her 8 months later lmao and we been living together for a year

Resist Programming 🛰

RzstProgramming

Meet Caitlin O’Dea (@CaitElizabeth5), press secretary for hypocritical #StickToSports WNBA owner and Trump rubber stamp Senator Kelly Loeffler (@KLoeffler). Caitlin’s old tweets reveal racist, homophobic, and Islamophobic attitudes. htt