#Jokes

Padma Lakshmi

PadmaLakshmi

.@jeffsessions & Trump separated at least 4,368 children from their families“‘There is a stench’ where detained migrant children are held in a Texas CBP facility...they have not been able to

𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥⁷ ⟭⟬ 🎙

stxrryeyedgguk

bts run ideas i and some friends came up with during this quarantine that would never happen in a million years — a thread ft. some shitty edited photos by

Beth²⁸ «170»

Infinityxlouisx

Everyday I’m going to add a joke into this thread for Louis because why not? I want to make him laugh with some rubbish bad jokes. Let’s start with a

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bukhariexpress

*Types of MT accounts*[A thread] A GUY TWEETING LIKE A GIRL ACCOUNT:There are lots of them. They always tweet like girls and then cry when everybody call them that. PIOUS

hannah

mmethyd

ru paul’s drag race best moments: a thread 1. alyssa vs coco: girl look how orange you look 2. "is there something on my face?" 3. jesus is a

Chillinsaan

chillinsaan

Let us talk today! CRIME AGAINST WOMEN is groomed and ingrained since your childhood. Please read till the end(1/11) The most important reason behind is PARENTING. There’s a family including

sgboy

sgboy9

met this follower for 3 days straight and we kissed non stop sucha good kisser he is ;) he's sucha nice guy despite enduring my funny (sometimes harsh) jokes. glad

Kellen

captainkalvis

THREAD: It's time for you all to meet someone. This is my brother, Cory. He's a home run hitting baseball player, a swimmer, works two jobs, and known in our

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_juyeonism_

𝐭𝐛𝐳 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒚𝒆𝒐𝒏- holds your hand while driving- cups your face while kissing- loves to talk about your common future 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒐𝒃- forehead kisses!!!- loves to play with your

Jed will not agree to disagree about his equality.

mrdearybury

Confession: At one point in my career, I really desired to be in the “cool teacher” club that I saw here on Twitter. I was drawn to their celeb like

☀️Sun Tzilla🦖

SunTzilla

Harry Potter a character analysis thread. Harry Potter Literally just a selfish rich kid with a trust fund, all he ever did was put his friends and family at risk.

A$AP CURRY

lisa_curry

Here’s my Arclight story: Years ago I was in an acting class w the usual group of weirdos. I usually chatted with one gal, let’s call her Mandy. She was

쫑나잇

JongkeyOt5

How similar are you to SHINee A thread • calculate how similar u are to the SHINee’s by adding up %s • please

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gakegurui

what your favorite seventeen title track says about you, a thread. adore u— u were probably there for them since the beginning, though sometimes u stick too much to the

harana/gelli 🎃

soraeth

BSD AND WHY IT'S SO IMPACTFUL TO A LOT OF US— an essay i made at 2 am aha On the surface, BSD may just be another anime/manga—but diving deeper,

Linda Tirado

KillerMartinis

So. As I said this morning in Congress, today is the one month anniversary of the last day I woke up with two working eyes.I have not gone a single