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Scarabee3
Me yesterday: I'm gonna stop drinking during Holy Week?Me today: Does one beer count as "drinking"? My mom: Yes.Me: Me: I wish we at least had some hop tea. Or
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Dr. Andrew R. Schrock
aschrock
Hey y'all. I am dead bored on a flight with internet, so am doing a thread on the questions you should think about and/or ask when being interviewed for post-doc
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light yagami’s last name backwards
databrightcrest
people are so mad it's a joke wow this banged stan bald martin
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mae is mae
xxhanologyxx
How to get rosie lips without having to pay a thousand dollars on lipsticks and stuff/what I do to give my lips color thread thingy 0: Wash your hands 1:
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tories are evil scum⚢🏳️🌈
surfacingwater
i have more stories from the wpuk meeting i attendedthis is from the after party in the pubhttps://twitter.com/surfacingwater/status/1311731338563772416 first of all they announced to us that they had hired a
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Shuckle
ShuckleOfficial
Fortnite fans: Fortnite is unplayable! #RipFortniteTF2 fans after undergoing a aimbot and lag bot crisis. Months after an economic crash, without months of a major update: Also if I sound
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sofia is streaming sweatshirtᶻ🐥
91SOURDIESEL
pisces — sensitive bitch let me say fuck u as a joke without leave u crying — genuinely cares for people— grow up ur not a child anymore u need
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Xanderhal
XanderhalTV
This thread will be the final acknowledgement of this drama. I wanted to make a video about it, but decided it would be best to just make a thread instead
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buss
wwxwashere
a list in no particular order of weird scenarios i think mdzs/cql characters would end up in: nhs calls his boyfriend to go hang out of of his apartment for
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hi
unwantedBhavior
I once had a guy friend who turned “bi” in college (yet got mad at me for not wanting to date him¿)Growing up, his mother and sister teased him about
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Steve Faktor
ideafaktory
This episode is all about POWER. And it lives between 'distraction & destruction'. Remember that phrase.Why ALL our online rage was a joke. Until it wasn't.Why the laughter died on
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Lana's Question
MicDropMickey
Fuckkkkk. This shit sucks yo. I just found some contradictory shit about this doja situation and now idk what to think. I hate social media for this exact reason. How
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lala🦴
puddingcals
tw nsfw // why do ppl act as if 14 year olds r so innocent when i was 14 i was sucking dick getting fingered and getting drunk on the
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ًlizzie || she / her || #istandwithmelissa
CHER0NICA
TW:MENTIONS OF ANXIETYhey! it's #WorldMentalHealthDay !! i've struggled with anxiety since i was six. i was officially diagnosed at seven. my anxiety has always been there , but it
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Marnie O'Neill
marnieoneill7
I'm on the XPT from Dubbo to Sydney and wow. Anyone taken this train? Quite the in flight entertainment The smack heads are nodding off, the meth freaks are
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lil
kindawishyou
.@billieeilish's "!!!!!!!" will officially impact US Alternative radio in 2023 as Billie's last radio single. stream my fancam it's a joke i promise if ur still reading this thread go
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