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Flint
FlintTwixGod
Like for a brutally honest indirect I ain’t holding back One the sweetest guys I’ve ever met, you’re too hard on yourself and it really annoys me you always send
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Emma ☁️
lads_laddylads
death threats and harassment are never acceptable, but ash london trying to claim that her words were taken out of context when she insulted l*uis’ appearance and her co-host or
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Lauren
Lauren_CBee
Tomorrow is our 10th anniversary.Ten whole years. Two houses. Two cities (towns?). Two kids. Two dogs. 3,650 days ago my dad walked me down the aisle and I thought I
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emily⁷ ♡’s bts 🧈
ughkimnamjoon
Seokjin being so naturally funny — a serotonin boosting thread Let’s start with this. The way he was doing fireworks and woke up all the members omg When he was
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Konstantin Kisin
KonstantinKisin
Right wing comedians in the UK:@GeoffNorcott@LeoKearseComedians who aren't right wing but would be considered right wing by the BBC:@andrewdoyle_com @andrewlawrence@awilliamscomedy @TheSimonEvans @DominicFrisby @francisjfoster MeWhat do
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Something Fishie
somethingfishie
I've worked 8 days now out of my 17 early voting day schedule as an election judge in Harris county. Most of those days I worked 6 am to 7:30
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vinny
ohfuckoffjohnny
vibes are weird so lms and i’ll hype tf outta you VANNA you remind me of maleficent dark and twisty but in a sexy way. your dark locks and bright
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Renè The Leader ❤
Rene_noire
Did I ever gist you guys about the time a friend invited me to a house party but it ended up being a sex party here in lagos .i played
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we didn't come for money
GAgravelgirl
Just sitting here thinking about the 1990s and how I believed Strawberries and Champagne body spray from Victoria’s Secret to be the height of olfactory sophistication. Other 1990s thoughts: Why
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"Mercury's Retrograde," the HIT Broadway Musical!
mercuriusgeorge
venus rx in my 10th followed by mercury rx in my 11th gave me a lot of opportunities to reflect on my public engagement with astrology, my place in the
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Zack Fox
zackfox
this still the most hilarious vocal run in rnb history I miss when niggas simply screamed at women about the urgency of marriage nobody even screams about ass anymore, my
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Esha K
eshaLegal
Wait... Goodbye Lenin (hilarious comedy) is a documentary? Capitalism is so bad that we need to recreate a comedy movie. Sorry. Coke Scenehttps://youtu.be/Zt_RSqgGaFQ Yep. They are literally doing the
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Saifedean.com
saifedean
Olive oil is a historically insignificant part of mediterranean diets, which rely heavily on animal fats. It had non-dietary uses mainly, only being eaten by the destitute who couldn't afford
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melnickjeffrey1
[I'm a scholar of Black-Jewish relations and finally have to say that I'm really uncomfortable with the whole minstrelized aspect of the whole "Notorious RBG" thing] My criticism of "Notorious
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malAWOOOO 🐺🌕
themalaru
fat brick culture is having "cute" being the only compliment you ever receive "haha you're so cute!! I just want to cuddle you you look so soft haha" yeah thanks
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Angela Chadwick
_AngelaChadwick
The @PolariPrize winners are being announced this Thursday! Being a judge for the first book prize has been a wonderful experience and the six shortlisted books are all must-reads. Here’s
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