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TerryToldiT
They have us reusing personal protective equipment that have been exposed to COVID-19 and wearing garbage bags as gowns. The Joint Commission clearly does not give one fuck about healthcare
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Billy? Sommers?! 🍭
RikkiMarieT
I’m in a bit of a pickle and I’m saying it publicly cause it’s been 2 years but I commissioned someone who’s kinda ghosted on the DMs and deleted my
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casey
haelseyyyy
Emilia Guidottiʼs outfit on Walang Hanggan a pekening thread How could you— stalking Marco on google chz aahhhh Emily in black is splendid Remember
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davidallengreen
davidallengreen
Once upon a time a government proposed breaking the lawThe matter got to the first gatekeeper, the government's most senior legal official'you cannot do that, I will resign'But he government
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Marianne Parker
marpar83
I was going to make a blog post about this, but it got WAY too long, so instead, here's a short (psych, still long!) list of tips from a pianist
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CONDITION.BLACK RESEARCH
Shadow0pz
When the school tells my Kindergartener they'll put him in timeout in his own home for getting up to use the bathroom w/o permission.This is MY house. I decide what
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Precious O'Dahunsi
Premauj
What makes it more painful is that its the big guys that are doing it.I think in a bid to out do themselves, they tell makeup artists to always show
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the hoptor copter
wishfulfeline
heres some good wyatt quotes while going though and archiving cosplay things on my instagram:"i feel a little bit better now after eating 1000 cookies""im mlg (major league gay)""meow meow
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The Year That Was Podcast
TYTWPodcast
My husband is a chemistry prof, and he HATES it when people use entropy as a synonym for disorder. He explains about the laws of thermodynamics, and I have no
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Lerato Circum💉
lcircum
(((Thread)))1-Who is the best dancer among your friends? 2- who is the funniest among your friends? 3- who has a beautiful voice among your friends ? 4-who would
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Julia Shumway
JMShumway
Hi, I’m your #azauditpool reporter this afternoon. The coliseum is fairly deserted right now. Not sure how the worker/observer shift changes correlate to the pool shift changes, but there are
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bob timmerman
SquatloBob
So... this puzzle arrived LAST March, and at some point in that general time frame my wife Cindy began struggling with MC Escher's most maddening self-portrait. Here we are, a
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❀ flower ❀ MINGYU DAY!
dinosdanceology
my favorite part of the gose episode where a blindfolded member had to find the others is the fact that vernon is in a cubby under the stairs playing on
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NazisShouldExplodeAndDie
SpookyEvilOne
Today's Life With Kitten: The orange trees were moved outside for the season. They shed sticky-sap-covered leaves all over the floor. In the minutes between moving the trees and coming
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Stephen Gutowski
StephenGutowski
There's absolutely nothing illegal about this, Greg. Are you saying there should be?https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1381395949545734145 Attacking gun rights to own the libs... I don't know if Lt. Nazario had a ccw permit
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David Segal
DavidSegalRI
One side will have majority on Senate floor tmrw. @SenSchumer shd make sure it's his team, move to adjourn til after election. Dems have 47-45 advantage to draw on (assuming
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