#Dude

America is musty 2021

DragonflyJonez

Whoever invented sandwiches was really in their bag that day I always appreciated how awesome sandwiches are but I have a newfound appreciation for them in this quarantine. I'm gonna

Kacy Sager

THESagerbomb

Love being a woman w/ vertigo & hearing "are you sure you aren't pregnant heh heh" any time I'm feeling queasy.Like, we're quarantined, dumbass. Closest I've been to getting laid

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL

edsbs

Honestly building a time machine just to whip George McClellan’s ass personally and then throw him into the Potomac would justify the expensehttps://twitter.com/cabot_phillips/status/1265396066712801283 I wouldn’t do it once either Nope

𝕁𝕖𝕤𝕤 💛

jess_dfm

Black men came to protect you and you out here thanking a white man...who just painted the banister or your porch? Or a white man sitting in a chair? Or

Kathryn Brightbill ✒️

KEBrightbill

Bow and arrow guy Brandon McCormick is quite the top mind He's like the platonic ideal of the Ok Boomer meme come to life Such a lovely fellow He evidently

Jared Feinberg

JrodDraftScout

I respect the hell out of @WhatsOnDraftNFL for his hard work and creating a database for us “twitter scouts” to find cut-ups on prospects when most of us can’t get

#DictatorTwatty2020 🍁

Arrogant_Twat

1/14 THREAD:Dating advice from a perpetually single guy. Trust me, I know whereof I speak. 1/14You're not ugly, you just appear ugly. Shave. Smell nice. Dress nice. T-shirt stains? C'mon

SWERVE 🐊

GUMSHOE_KINNIE

RANKING ACE ATTORNEY CHARACTERS ON HOW SEXY THEY ARE A THREAD. MATT ENGARDE.decently sexy. Not too much though. Minus points for not being Will Powers. 5/10 MARSHALL fucker. He is

Liz Franczak

liz_franczak

professional announcement: trueanon is pivoting away from epstein, away from corona and now solely focused on SteakUmms twitter account read between the lines in this thread. either this dude is

Terrell Walker

terrellwalkers

A thread about my 3 relationships? My first girlfriend I had I was 13 & we dated until I was 15 I liked this relationship, we were both young &

Leanne

LittleLayLay

mooood is that the dude that performed with lil dicky in vegas keeps liking all my instagram pics & i’m shook I mean, I wish I was joking back at

Mlick

Mlickles

There’s a dude in my discord server that instantly blocks people if they have a Futaba profile picture. Doesn’t matter who you are, or what you’ve done. His block list

Goth Ms. Frizzle

spookperson

my dude looks like the babadookhttps://twitter.com/stoneonstyle/status/823676971389427713 my man looks like the villain in kid's movie that stars a talking car my guy looks like he drives a cartoon donkey cart

Noir Amor

CallMe_LT

If that lady didn’t tweet about rimming shitty assholes- no one would have seen the attack on BBWs by Vaeuxd or whoever tf And no one would have noticed that

Kayden 🦊🦖

KyojinKayden

Yikes. Fucking yikes dudehttps://twitter.com/flawlessruee/status/1265874202005057536 Like this isnt funny, these dipshits are giving such a negative opinion to protesters, riots and looting is not the way to send a fucking message.

Nick Murhling

MickNurhling

remembering a time in elementary school when they brought some random local celebrity in to speak to us and before leaving he offered to shake all of our hands because