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Rear Admiral V͓̽E͓̽N͓̽O͓̽M͓̽ of 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐀
PunishedHoliday
Okay fine, I'll summarize but then I'm getting back to workEthan Ralph from The Ralph Retort saw that some dude (who thought he was secretly the boyfriend of the 18
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Yomna Sowelam
YSowelam
Gebna bawab gedid men el se3eed lel 3omara w kol yomein yo3od yesla7 fe om bab el garage el sa3a 5 w nos el fagr wala ka2eno a3ed lewa7do fe
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Mrs. Dong Copter
HitCockBottom
Weird flex but troll on, sluts. This is why women can’t have nice things. I mean, what happened to the guy that theoretically impregnated you? Are you just assuming you
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Michael T Lombardi (He/Him)
TrebuchetOps
This is some of the worst advice I've seen in a while; it conflates being an asshole with being assertive, phrases the value of fuck you money as being able
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BloodshotMoonYT
Uhm time for an appreciation post bc I love my friends :) Sorry for simping @jbixbyh I'm so glad we started talking more (even if the reason wasnt good
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Chells Bells
BlaneChelsea
DUDE. I literally didn’t even get to finish my quiz for TH2.... it shut off right before I could type the last question. This is why online quizzes with a
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SeleniteAdam
AdamSelenite
Do you have a moment ? Cause I have a list ready.https://twitter.com/inkasrain/status/1264740759741386753 _The Habsbourg_All Dukes of Burgundy_Emperor Qin Shi Huang_St Paul_The fucking papal legate who fucking caused the fucking Great
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Negro Bane/Tha Shark
thashark316
What athlete did you end up defending more than any other? I think for me, it's Yao Ming. Dude was 7'5" 300+ and could move like that. Worst shit I
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𝔍𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔫
True_Villany
Matt Stafford is a damn good QB (a thread) The first thing when you hear Matt Stafford is that the dude gas a fucking rifle. He still has one of
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bearistotle
gnrosenberg
Recurring pedantic pet-peeve: The Darwin Awards are premised on a foolish misunderstanding of Darwinian theory. Darwin says It doesn't matter if you survive if you don't reproduce *and* it doesn't
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danny rouhier
funnydanny
Golf stinks. That said, it could definitely be one of the 1st activities (not a sport. Sports have defense) back on tv right? Just let golfers on the course &
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robin @ HORNY SYLVAIN LOCKDOWN
gautiercock
suicide tw /// i guess-idk dude it's not that i have a visceral need to kms or anything but i do wish someone would take me out real quick like
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Kin
kinnifers
So tempted to live tweet the words coming out of the guy who’s wife/girlfriend is sharing the hospital room with wife.Context: he’s an Asian guy who thinks he’s black, uses
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VeraWalker
mizfontella
I need y'all to gone ahead and love this dude. He probably the only one that actually care about our asses. #RealTime Real shit....it was a comment in response to
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Pickle Stein
PickIeStein
https://twitter.com/Cudalla/status/1263530689753948166 White people never experience actual racism or oppression, but they can still get bullied just because they're white like this. One white dude cries about "white oppression&quo
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john
mrjohndarby
[first person to eat an onion] this apple is haunted [first person to eat garlic] these grapes are possessed him: where did u find it?me: buried in the groundhim: dude
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