#Dude

Rebecca Eisenberg

ryeisenberg

My husband started teaching from home today and it is a gosh darn delight listening to excerpts from his lessons. He’s a special ed elementary teacher. Just now: “Oh, oh,

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BobbyMiless3

There once was a friend of mine, good friend, my light skin chipmunk faced twin actually.... who moved up to Scranton from the south. Worked at a shoe store, went

Begging Betty

OkSoMik

Today makes the 7 year anniversary of when I went on a date with a man with a crooked leg and he tried to play in my face later on.

brynn herndon 👻

brynntense

cw: health talklate night thoughts: a few months ago I just broke down crying in my male ob-gyn’s office and it isn’t for the reason you probably thinkI was having

EJ DeBrun

EJ_DeBrun

A Saga of Snakes:Anyone who knows me already knows, I've been dealing with a lot of rattlesnakes this year (#thanksnothanks2020)It started with a rattle and a hiss when I walked

Liz Warren OnlyPlans

woketopus

not sure who or why but HES MAKING BRACELETS fuck yeah dude you made some bracelets What a positive fanbase. I guess I have to listen to bts now

Tyre boss

CHINWENDUH

MOT cut me today near Otigba. I made a wrong turn & they saw me. First they stopped the car in front of me so they can catch me. I

Mekka 💉💉🎉 *My Mask Protects You* Okereke

mekkaokereke

It's easier for white folk to interrupt Black folk. It's easier for men to interrupt women. Most people aren't as good at standing up for their airtime as Kamala Harris

tray against bridgewater

TrayBridgewater

"Stalin was an antifascist" my dude he literally allier with Hitler to turn Poland into a jew murdering factory allied with*

Dennis DiClaudio

dennisdiclaudio

Is there anyone who’s not a white woman who’s upset over the K-word? “Karen” isn’t a pejorative I like to use myself, because as a white dude, I don’t feel

Ad Infinitum

Ad_Inifinitum

Dude showed up to give a quote on a roof while wearing this shirt The quote wasn't for me. It was shared on facebook. It's somewhere in northern California.

karly munchah

ieatfilters

i’ve been talking to this dude for the past few weeks and i just realised we’ve never like texted texted... never online at the same time wth is this he’s

Janet van FINE🐝

Bilalipaup

Storytime!So when I was 22-23 I moved in with some friends from high school and got a job at a bar. I would head to work at like 9:30pm and

Peach :0) ice cream fish

sleepypeachsoda

Damn what if I talked to myself on twt like my crazy friends? I mean you could it wouldn’t harm anyone Oh shut what’s up homie Idk man I’m just

Jared

funylibertarian

Ok, seriously what dude still tells a woman they need to smile more? My wife has had it happen twice this week at work. She finds it incredibly condescending and

Sandra Newman

sannewman

Just did my homeless shelter shift for the month & feeling uncharacteristically earnest so I was thinking about a Thanksgiving tweet and all I can think is how the homeless