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Quarandean Nimbly
Dean_Nimbly
Hot take: David Clark drove < 2km to get some exercise, which is healthy and to be encouraged, and 99% of y’all should mind your own damn business. A police
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Mors
MorsGames
I'm relistening to the Sonic Forces OST and god it makes me so conflicted.It's the only mainline Sonic OST where I'm hesitated to say I like it, but it's not
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Coleman Ridge
ColemanRidge
Probably Mr. Tumnus is The Great God Pan and Aslan is Nyarlathotep the Crawling Chaos, only they are much more polite to guests than generally supposed. They were all "Oh
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Kimberly D. Manning, MD
gradydoctor
#BedsideWisdom1/Him: "I just wanted to say sorry for how acted yesterday. I shouldn'ta cussed you out and called you names like that."Me: Him: "I was just in pain, doc! But
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💜ᴴᴼᴾᴱᵂᴼᴿᴸᴰᴵᴬᴺxstan_bts⁷아미💜
stan_namgiseok
Can't wait till the day @BTS_twt collaborates with the rest of the Holy Trinity. (Beyoncé, Rihanna, and Nicki. If some ARMYS didn't know that.) Like, just sit back and think
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keziah 🦥
kezanjos
im starting a thread of every time kayla asks me to call in, so far three days in a row; no kayla kayla i can’t kayla i have work in
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Alchemy
r3dandrotten
these “omg my dog ate my edibles”, omg “my sibling ate my edibles” isn’t as funny as y’all think it is lmfao “y’all must be the only sibling, you know
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eevee
eevee
damn. AP, NBC, CBS, CNN all calling it for biden.and as i was typing this, NYT just called it toothank fucking god y'all now we just gotta talk about those
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Mack Chabot / Hybrid?
MackChabot
Seeding complaints always amuse me. Today's upsets were:Winners:PR'd 1 seed losing his round 1PR'd 2 seed losing his round 1"Seeded too low" 14th seed losing his round 15 seed >
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ピエラ 〜 ハイフン🐢💀
pieragade
KAT-TUN seriously helps me so much everyday. (All my idols help me, but these days the ones saving me the most are KT, I'm watching their cons nonstop xD) You
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i am John Stamos
luukeski
lmaoooo I love Facebookcan’t make this stuff up Haha okay aaaanyways damn didn’t think of that bro I’m sorry
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ash. amazingphils@ dra.fts ✿
normanphobia
me reading the tl rn knowing damn well i should have kept napping. IM SO TIREEDNDDND*!*!*!*!&!
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VeritasVital
VeritasVital
Battles are won by the body.Wars are won by the mind. There is currently a battle being waged for the control of your mind. One side seeks to enslave it,
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Chloë
chloexonicole
God damn look at these eyelashes I wish I could remember where tf I got em I was just waiting for my boyfriend to see this and give me that
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Ben Cerutti
stlfanbc7
Rant/Thread coming:Both on Twitter and Facebook today I'm seeing hate on Paul DeJong. I'm not sure where this is coming from but let's look at some stats. 2017 - broke
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Cheyenne #ENDSARS
CheyenneTheGeek
Sailor Jupiter is only 5’6 ??????? WHY DID THEY MAKE IT SOUND LIKE SHE HAD HEIGHT THIS WHOLE TIME...... Damn I thought I felt represented all my childhood LMAOOO The
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