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Matthew Corry
MatthewCorry78
In light of my new uploaded short to @ScriptRev please find the below thread full of my work. Not all is available for immediate download, but if you're interested in
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Natan Sachs
natansachs
This is a historic day in Arab-Israeli relations. Some things are not that complicated: two Arab countries signing to full normalization with Israel is good for the region and of
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Christopher Leon Johnson
chrisleonjohnso
So the Racist "Raging Rob" real @kinnisonrob24 name "Rob Kinnison" mocks @lsarsour and mocks her #hijab over #berniesanders@berniesanders dropping out of the election. Hes a racist asswipeHis accounts are below
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T. S. Hunter
nykr59
DISCREDITED INTEL “PROFESSIONALS” PUSH LIE ABOUT RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE"A letter published Oct 19, 2020 with the signatures of 50 “former intelligence” officials is a self-inflicted wound of comedy and absurdity wrapped
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Civil War Humor
CivilWarHumor
Happy birthday to John Gibbon, the artillery officer who molded the famed Iron Brigade and served at Antietam, Fredericksburg, and Gettysburg (where he helped repel Pickett’s Charge). Even more courageously,
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Notorious Dubs
Bdubs1776
Toy Story was the first blockbuster produced entirely with CGI. A terrific family film which also subtlety tells us that astronauts and the space race were fake. 1/ One major
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Carlos Osweda
COsweda
ThreadComedy gold from @staceyabrams "The election broke state turnout records for a primary, with more than 2.3 million ballots cast despite the coronavirus pandemic." https://www.ajc.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/georg
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Claire⁷ 🧨
ClaireElaineH
I need joy these days, and BTS is one of the few things consistently providing that for me. So what we're going to do about that is create a little
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Autism Capital 🧩
AutismCapital
We’ll be live tweeting tonight’s SNL. Follow this thread for hot autistic takes on what blue checkmarks believe is a “comedy show”. Predictions:- Elon is cringe- Looks at the camera
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Kate Remelius
KateRemelius
alrighty mutuals like this tweet and i’m here to spread some positivity! 3- you know I hate complimenting my friends, and I love that you respect that about me.
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The Muppets
TheMuppets
Ohmigosh! I can't believe @KermittheFrog asked ME to recap the newest episode of #MuppetsNow... Oh, an intro! I'm Walter, the world's biggest Muppet fan. These days, I'm officially one of
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PECA ⟭⟬⁷☂
moonchild14_
HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY TO MY MERYUM BABIE I love you and I'll always love you you're one of the precious people I met here and I love interacting with you
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Niamh Shields
eatlikeagirl
ADHD is looking earnestly for something urgently with a mild undercurrent of panic, and then completely forgetting what you were looking for and standing frozen in time trying desperately to
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Robert Dale
DrRobDale
Ok. A background thread for #HATMUK and tonight with @waitmanb. (1) Death of Stalin was controversial in Russia. In Jan 2018 the Culture Ministry withdrew its distribution licence In Russia.https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/24/movies/death-of-stalin-ba
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Fractals and Rose
FractalsAndRose
"This is a point in the evolution of the planet that brings to the forefront of each individual’s thoughts the question of why me, why now and what is really
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Bad Gyal, PhD 🇯🇲
LegitSach
On today’s episode of Men are TRASH:Went outside to take a taxi but all the cabs on the stand were empty, no ac, so I decided to wait on one
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