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Medo
Mediostability
The four most common shits an average person has in his or her lifetime. A thread. 1. The under-shit: The one where you leave the toilet knowing you could have
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asha / tash
tashydosntexist
My dream home has a giant portrait of snoop dogg in the living room and a wall of crazy ass bongs And a China cabinet but filled with tea and
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cicer
cicerfics
...Wait, I'm not done talking about the WWX and LQR relationship. Hold my iced coffee, I'm going back in. Okay! So! One of my pet headcanons for modern!WWX is that
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Jim DeFede
DeFede
NEW INFO: Michael Hernandez’s death was captured on video inside the Columbia Correctional Institution in Lake City, Florida. A source briefed on the death tells @CBSMiami Hernandez collapsed inside the
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Bria Celest
55mmbae
Choose one: guest bathroom Choose one: kids room Choose one: outdoor deck Choose one: fire pit Choose one: furry friend Choose one: bar area Choose one: hot tub (no time
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meg
mclyndaaa
I do, however, want to make one thing very clear. This is not about me. This was never about me. I don’t care, for myself, about the representation of the
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Rainbeaux
katmarsch
Being poor is expensive. I get so angry whenever I think about what amounts of money would be so life changing for so many. Such small amounts compared to what's
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Paul Oswell
Shandypockets
Home for the next 35 hours - New Orleans to New York on @Amtrak There’s track underneath us I’m assured... Feels very weird crossing the lake on a train... Complimentary
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G Peters ♿️ It's still a pandemic btw.
mssinenomine
I luv what @Mikeggibbs has done here in response to a tweet asking him if he works. Read all the way to the end of the thread. Not every person
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Your Favourite Life Coach
LouisahKadiege
4. Which bedroom are you sleeping in? Would you add anything? 5. Walk in closet? 6. Which bathroom are you going for? 7. Home office? What changes would you make?
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Amorette Miller
Amorettemiller
Last night our flight from Jamaica was diverted because of a storm. Many of the passengers on our plane missed connecting flights. There was a 90+ y o woman who
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Malik #FreeVDB
malik10ii
I fucking masturbated to the princess leia lego star wars mini figA thread So yeah. I am currently „on vaccation“ at my grandparents place. They have no wifi, nor a
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LateNightGaming-but spooky 🎃
LateNightHalo
Part of the reason Halo 3/infinite’s Chief helmet is my favorite is because I can’t help but giggle whenever he looks directly at the camera. Something about the shape of
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krbakugou
And second - the plushie is soaked with his slick and has in turn smeared it over Kirishima's face. Then Kirishima does the unthinkable and licks the corner of his
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𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝓎𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 🧸
bigbodybae
What is your worst drunk story? THANK YOU guys for this. I needed some laughs & I got way more than I anticipated. I LOVE IT! Also, please
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Eric Feigl-Ding
DrEricDing
Breaking: CDC ordered by higher-ups within Trump WH to modify its guidelines this week to not test people without overt symptoms of #Covid19. Worse, the directive “came from the top
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