#Bathroom

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gIoryboy

lmfaohttps://twitter.com/omeretta4l/status/1252159276669440000 what da fuck dis mean “i need to pee but ion gotta use the bathroom” “i just woke up but i wasnt sleep” “i broke my leg but never

Rebecca Williams

internetrebecca

FYI DC is doing antibody tests now, housemate is going to http://farragutmedical.com for a same day appointment, results take 15 minutes, costs $290 upfront w a receipt for insurance (no idea

yani

miIkbubbIes

i am at a loss for words. i cant begin to explain how desperately i wish i was extroverted. how i wish i had social stamina. but texting someone nowadays

Sarah Gailey

gaileyfrey

I just got on a plane and I was mysteriously upgraded to first class?? I am an interloper in the land of large seats and no one here seems suspicious

Giorno’s Daddy Issues (2019, colorized)

VaginaDentatas

giornos vacuum-tight juicy pussy i’ve been thinking about somno the last few days and hhhnng diogio bedsharing where giorno sleeps soundly spooned up to padre & every night dio slips

👽 hannah green 👽

hrgreen98

conservatives are bad people. you can’t change my mind. reminiscing about the time that failed congressional candidate beth parlato found me after school and attacked me for my political beliefs

Roksie Marshall Keeping up with Ozones🥥®️

RoksieMarshall

#BBNaija My thread about trying to make sense of the bits and pieces from last night's awkwardness.Ozo vs Nengi vs KiddwayaPlease put on your thinking caps with me and let's

Yvonne Lam

yvonnezlam

My theory of tech debt is that housework is the correct metaphor for the thing we call tech debt, but we can't use it because tech has been made up

Fox Reborn

fox_waves

I used to work with a guy whose father had been the CEO of a huge global bank, and he had mix a very curious mix of absolute polish and

azo

_jwkim

why armys are so dumb? mind your own fucking business and also stfu when you know nothing . do you know about islamic architecture? nct isn't using a mosque as

Mama Z

mamaztheguru

POLL:Is bad grammar, improper use of punctuation, and the inability to form proper sentences considered “a dealbreaker”? Why or why not? If someone uses a comma where every period should

Meatball

fatdragmeatball

This big strong confident army man blocked me on twitter and Instagram, so i had to pay for his onlyfans to ask why.Can the clubs open back up again... im

Nella Vita Girl 💜☘️💜 | blm

dontgivupurghos

in spanish class 8th grade we all had to say in spanish our chores we do & one kid goes “oh i don’t do chores” & the teacher was like

veraero rocher 🌙 | NO MSQ SPOILERS

coeurlclaw

ffxiv jobs rated by thot factor, a comprehensive thread ninja0/10nothing says 'i don't plan on having sex' like playing ninja black mage1/10i cannot, in good conscience, refer to the unofficial

Wake ❁

wake1k

I started making a tweet but idk how to put anything and i hate talking about mental health and how my parents dont realize yelling and saying "your life is

Jody Avirgan

jodyavirgan

Lots of talk about how the loss of commutes is hitting podcast listening. I have a slightly more nuanced take - that it's the scrambling of routine. Podcasts are built