#Assholes

poppy ashwright ☀️

poppyashwright

My kid is definitely going to wake up from his nap before another episode of TV is watched, but fuck it, I'm kicking off my #Supernatural rewatch now. For context:

Conor White-Sullivan 𐃏🇺🇸

Conaw

I'm committing now to try and publish 365 propositions between now and Christmas 2019 which I think are interesting and plausibly true. 1) It is more important that a proposition

cait

caaitlyn_41

I’m gonna start a thread of the shit my patients say “I’m done fornicating with women” Male patient flexing:“Touch my man boobies” “Kiss me daddy” “I’d rather be in jail,

Ana Mardoll

AnaMardoll

We're watching the ABC town hall and I'm already annoyed at ABC for treating the vote and ensuing years like an exciting adventure they're covering breathlessly. This isn't sportsball, you

Olga Kharitonova ☆

GreySmartWolf

Well, it all started with Poe's outfit.... but damn, #StarWars sequels have so many funny parallels with the Mummy (1999) Don't get it serious, this thread is just for

T. Greg Doucette

greg_doucette

So, many years ago I started compiling a list of attorneys on TwitterThe last time I tweeted it out was October 2019, and – as long as it was –

Pekbin @ SUPER LUIGI

pekbin

Welcome to the Super Mario Coin Thread! I will rank every single coin design in chronological order, includes every generic coin design and special coins. I'll start off with the

#SOULWAR ✝

CatesDuane

Thread: THE PLUNGE. It's currently 9 pm PSTI'm watching a live stream.Another massive crowd at the Justice Center tonight. This picture depicts about ONE THIRD of them.I'm not too concerned

Marì 🥳 thank you for the 1k followers ♥

marheeve

SKK!College AU Chuuya is dared to make the new transfer student from the intellectual circle "αzunō" -Dazai Osamu- fall for him while the boy's popularity grows as the straightest fuckboy

Eric Garland

ericgarland

Declassified House Intel Transcripts! TREASONWEASELPALOOZA, BABY!I'm starting with Kushner AND LET'S SEE WHERE IT TAKES US! BREAKING: HIS MIDDLE NAME IS COREY SCHIFF: "OK, Idiot McSonInLaw, let's cut the

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samsara_amor

I promise that I won't shitpost or lie 1. My dick is of average length that I can't suck my own dick but I once had a dream where I

Dr Sarah Taber

SarahTaber_bww

All of this.There's a myth out there that rural brain drain is caused by "cities vacuuming away all the young/smart/ambitious people."Bullshit. Rural areas & small towns kick them out. On

mikayla / mike

autisticsherlck

• writing • In an alternate version of California, monsters are taking over city by city. Chase Evers, Sylvia Anderson, and Cass Lange are put up for the job of

🚩Shepherd🏴

NeolithicSheep

The sun is going down, the chores are done, I have some time before I give the dogs their dinner. I have wine and snacks. LET'S WATCH SOME DOOMSDAY PREPPERS.

Deramin

otdderamin

Livewatch thread for #CriticalRole #LiamsQuest: Full Circle, the best and most terrifying CR one-shot. come join us for a fun and terrifying story about depression and friendship!https://twitter.com/otdderamin/status/1247704323112316931 This is so

Fen

ELiminopii

ONE PIECE : A thread From this... To this... Gramps. I hope Chapter 921 is worth the wait. Where's the chap 921 at? Mythical zoan