#GONNA

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katietriller

i would really love to shop specifically small for this holiday season and i know a lot of people are feeling the same SO i’d like to try and start

thomas 🍌

perfectsweeties

one time a girl said "u dropped this pen". i was like. that is clearly not my pen. it's red. "ya u did" she shoved it into my hands. ok

Mario

Guywholifts

SDSU MFA program was like I know we're doing Cracker Musical Theatre Classic "She Loves Me" and the only POC in the cast are the MFA Token Black guy and

Misha💊💰💎

Misha_Miyabi

First hate dm kinda nervous they’re rlly cute Hey all, please look at my QRT before liking or retweeting this!! Bestie I’m afraid to tell you this...but an inside joke

Get her, Jade!

keatingssixth

When my roommate has online classes he be in the living room, with the TV, doors closed. Today he has 2 3HR classes. When I asked if he planned to

giulia ᵇˡᵐ

dykelanelle

im bored and yes its gonna be all women kate walsh (is anyone surprised NO) do i even have to say it but yes jodie comer this angel right here

Fifty Shades of Whey

davenewworld_2

This is your brain on MAGA But wait...there's more! Part 3: "Barack Obama's comin' back and he's gonna make you take a RFID chip in your hand"

dave karpf

davekarpf

Okay, so everyone is dunking on this take. And I’m gonna dunk on it too. But from a sliiiiiightly different angle. I think the Biden/Harris non-answer is basically fine. It’s

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writtenbyjade

i will repeat myself all i have written is wills coma dream and the doctor kicking hannibal out of the hospital because the doctor is scared he’s gonna k word

kelzor is antifa, like 92% of americans

bloodlesscoup

I’m not going to engage directly with the “not having children is a privilege” tweet because I’m baffled by it. Not having children is the default mode. Some people don’t

tones

impbonk

my mom is playing animal crossing with me rn and my aunt just called her downstairsnever thought i would hear my mom call someone a "tit" for interrupting her gaming

Mike Natale

NKOAS

You know what? I've got a shit ton of Blu-Rays/DVDs I've never watched, and I'm gonna just take a daily plunge until I have a job again.Starting off: And for

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myavillanuevaa

at dahil onting tiis nalang matatapos na yung sy na ‘to...tips for surviving grade nine: a thread ♡ i. have support systems! mga karamay mo magaral, magiyakan, at magpakasaya HAHAHA.

Darth Kriss

insanityreport

Joe and Mika were two of the biggest Trump enablers before and during his run for President. They didn’t turn in their friend “The Donald” until they had a falling

She just

fauxgunk

(this is a thread) my aunt is actually the grossest person alive and is so stubborn it’s absolutely annoying. this hoe does not shower, she plays w the dog but

Cory Doctorow

doctorow

My latest @locusmag column is "Full Employment," in which I forswear "Fully Automated Luxury Communism" as totally incompatible with the climate emergency, which will consume 100%+ of all human labor