#Dogs

Jordan Brock

JordanSBrock

I baked cookies, only there was a structural failure. Recipe:1. Put two sticks of butter and two large eggs on the counter. No, not there. The dogs can reach it.

sun kin (is being robbed) x CataclysmicEvent

cataclysmiceve1

WELCOME TO MY TED TALK:I don’t talk about Odasaku often, but he’s got one of the most interesting character arcs I’ve seen in any show, ever. His story is geared

Anna eshet-David

eshetDavid

Jewish people who call everyone and their dogs 'culturally Christian' and then get offended at the suggestion that perhaps professing a disbelief in the god central to Jewish Scripture makes

foone

Foone

I saw roadkill in the parking lot of a starbucks this morning and my first thought was "Man, it's a good thing magic isn't real" you ever think about the

Johnny Foreigner

JohnnySpacey2

A Short Thread in Memory of Twitchy Pete... ...for many years I’ve worked in care. I learned, many years ago, the importance of “professional distance”. After working with my first

Blair Braverman

BlairBraverman

Here’s the thing about Pepé. She has very strong opinions. Sometimes she likes things, and sometimes she doesn’t. She doesn’t question herself. She just knows. Take our (not yet completed)

daisy

dreamskiddo

reasons to stay: a -ur pets will never know why u didn't come home-you haven’t danced in the rain with your soulmate yet-one day your going to have enough

Dr. Jen Golbeck 💗💜💙

jengolbeck

My friend, I am an expert on Benford's Law (in fact, I'm in that documentary you watched about it on Netflix). If you'd like me to explain the countless ways

avian/sam 🦝🎸 || beeduo brainrot

lsootburg

=== dsmp members as cats and dogsa: dream : golden retriever georgenotfound : grey tabby cat (specifically grey) quackity : bengal cat karl : norwegian forest cat / tabby

Taryn De Vere

TarynDeVere

One of my cis kids wanted to be a dog for about a year. She wore a dog costume all the time at home and she would go about on

Raphael Rashid

koryodynasty

BREAKING: Mayor of Seoul Park Won-soon reported missing to police by daughter.https://twitter.com/yonhaptweet/status/1281151572483833859 BREAKING: Daughter of Mayor of Seoul Park Won-soon dialed police at 5:17 pm local time today to report

Bill Strickland

TrueBS

Seems simple to me: either you think you get $5 of value from @Strava a month or you don’t. I do. I also think @flobikes is worth $12.50 a month,

Melanie Dione

themelaniedione

THE ANSWER IS NO! QUIT FUCKING ASKING LIKE HE HAS A CHOICE!https://twitter.com/abc/status/1308896562035204098 The media has been asking trump if he will “be nice” for four years. THE ANSWER IS NO!

chris machian

chrismachian

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mon chouchou

pikupokko

attack on titan chosen warriors // titan shifters ; a thread zeek- the virgin- hates dad and war - smells like cigarettes and regret - has zekerets- house slytherin -

Jakub Kalenský

kalenskyj

Thank you very much, Keir. Let me say that it is only out of respect to you and your one-handed 22-tweet thread that I react - since that intelectually dishonest